Abandon all hope...

Abandon hope... all ye who enter here!...

Somewhat dramatic I know, but this is the flu we're talking about here. And not just any type of flu... but the kind that originated from the most foul of creatures. A beast so repulsive it cleans itself in the dirt eek! Just think about it... Swine - Flu... why the name alone evokes nightmarish porcine convulsions. Plus totally unprecedented in its scope and reach, this latest pandemic threatens to unravel the very fabric of civilization as we know it!
A flu pandemic capable of jumping 33 years ahead in time? Now that - is - scary eek... And look at what it did to poor Dotty. If it can get to Dotty, then it can get to you! Wear protection and be safe out there guys. Hopefully we can hold out long enough til this deadly strain makes its leap to 2042 mrgreen.