Jake Pavelka appears (toweled) in US Weekly

And apparently reveals he was nicknamed 'Mr. Dateless' in highschool... Shocking I tell you, simply shocking (*cues eyeroll to the back of the head* )...

Apparently he's also looking for a 'woman with a heart of gold'... Mind you this is out of a group of women who auditioned for undoubtedly a little slice of reality TV stardom . Seriously these reality show producers totally need to come up with a better narrative for these shows. I mean really, who do they expect to buy this... err, well... I did buy this particular magazine for the scan, but I'm totally not buying the storyline . (Although truth be told a few more of these toweled shots/scenes and I won't care what they're trying to sell me )...